Morbius (2022) w/ Jared Hall

Hop on a boat to international waters and leave your watches and clocks at the door cuz no matter where we are in the day, we know that it's Morbin' Time! Morbius AKA "What We DON'T in the Shadows" is the hellish Marvel-adjacent being toted today and joining your two favorite barely living bloodsacks Maisie and Tim this week is longtime Morb-head, watcher of every film, and recently crowned Vermont's Funniest Comedian 2022: Jared Hall! And if you think that's the only Jared being dragged out of hell to bless this timeline, you've got another two coming! Jared Leto! Jared Harris! Jared... from Subway? Nope! Only one man with (alleged) horrible behavior towards children allowed in this Morbfest! So grab a drink (blood), grab a snack (blood again), and sit and listen to three people talk about this abject failure of cinema because what else is going on but an endless slog of crude oil being force fed to us via tubes manufactured by children thanks to Amazon. MORB!