Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Sit back, relax, and get ready for the biggest disappointment of your life, because your two favorite stop-motion animated pieces of crap Maisie and Tim are here with a fresh, hot, still-in-theaters romp: that's right it's "Thor: Guns and Roses" starring everyone's favorite hunk Melissa McCarthy. We're talking floating psychic children, hot gods, and the crushing disappointment of a film that desperately tries to get you to laugh, but actually can't because you're trying too hard and it's really starting to feel pathetic oh god is this movie about Tim?! So grab yourself a swirly cone from Thanos' Genocide Creamery and listen to two dinguses gab about how this endless slog of mediocrity that we are emotionally and financially invested in is killing art but also providing us with slight glimpses at a cherished and happy life that is not actually possible to achieve. Natalie Portman is back!