The Marvel-less Ms. Maisie

Moon Knight (2022)

Make sure your gibbous is fully waxed and summon your finest suit, because this week your favorite crumbling gaseous debris sacks Maisie and Tim are here to discuss Marvel's limpd1ck approach to mental health and Egyptology, Moon Knight! Gather all your zealots and tell 'em to smell it! We've got F Murray Abraham. We've got F Murray Abraham. Not to mention, we've got F Murray Abraham! So bow down on your knees and grab Ethan Hawke's magic staff until he sucks out your soul and you're forced to do the goofiest English accent in American History. Everything in generalized society is just going to keep getting worse until it's too late. Subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Sit back, relax, and get ready for the biggest disappointment of your life, because your two favorite stop-motion animated pieces of crap Maisie and Tim are here with a fresh, hot, still-in-theaters romp: that's right it's "Thor: Guns and Roses" starring everyone's favorite hunk Melissa McCarthy. We're talking floating psychic children, hot gods, and the crushing disappointment of a film that desperately tries to get you to laugh, but actually can't because you're trying too hard and it's really starting to feel pathetic oh god is this movie about Tim?! So grab yourself a swirly cone from Thanos' Genocide Creamery and listen to two dinguses gab about how this endless slog of mediocrity that we are emotionally and financially invested in is killing art but also providing us with slight glimpses at a cherished and happy life that is not actually possible to achieve. Natalie Portman is back!

Hawkeye (2021)

Quiver me timbers! It's another episode of two frick dang butts chugging the latest sweet, hot Marvel, and this time, it's personal, AKA Maisie and Tim watch Disney+ Presents: Marvel Presents: Jeremy Renner's App Presents: Hawkeye! And you'd better sharpen your arrows to see if this bonanza of tricks and turns is a present under the tree or coal in the stocking! We're talkin' deaf villains, deaf heroes, mustache men, the fact that this contains maybe best scene in the entire MCU(???), and, that's right, the first episode where Maisie doesn't reference How the Grinch Stole Christmas despite this entire series taking place on, and constantly referencing... Christmas!

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Eternals (2021)

Alright, listen up chumps! Cuz your absolute number one and number two dirtbag freakazoids Maisie and Tim have finally caved and decided to watch Chloe Zhao's Marvel's Disney's Lee Daniels' ETERNALS, a movie so bold and ambitious in its brave quest to forgo Marvel traditions of making some sort of logical sense. We hope you all catch the Mahddest of W'yries and summon finger guns and pipe cleaner swords with your robot-slash-god brains so we can cause Hiroshima and slavery together. Because when you love something... you spend 157 minutes of terrible, egoist, wasted time on it, time that could have been spent fostering and growing friendships, helping those that need help, or indulging in the dying earth's last beautiful gifts, but were spent instead at the altar of never-ending corporate pig feed.

Ooh! Ooh! Wait! Was that Harry Styles?!?!?!

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Buckle up for safety you rotting corpses, because you just got wizard zipped into the Multiverse of Madness! Maisie and Tim move their fingers in a weird way and found themselves watching a Marvel movie in theaters TOGETHER for the FIRST TIME! Has Tim ruined Maisie's life? Is Maisie still going to be allowed to be a doctor, and is it strange? When we die, is there some benevolence awaiting us or will it, like life, result in nothing but a void of disappointment and emptiness? Find out the answer to absolutely none of these questions and more on the latest episode of Really Good Podcast! Please clap!

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) w/ Aliya Waldman

Attention all freaks screaming into the void: it's once again Marvel o'clock at the Maisie and Tim palace, and this time they're joined by culinary Spider-head Aliya Waldman (@the_aliya_rose) to talk about the web-slinging, hash-slinging slasher that is Spider-Man: No Way Home! And just like a Super Smash Brothers direct, EVERYONE IS HERE! We've got Tobey! Edited with Adobe! Obi Wan Kenobi! Slip into the depths of your own lack of self-worth while the world's apathy slowly relishes its assault on your consciousness and ability to function. He does whatever a spider can!

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Hey there cats and dogs are you ready to snarl and meow? Because it's your favorite couple of human dung beetles Maisie and Tim back at it again talking about Shang Chi and the Legend of Them Ten Thangs! Your cohosts are genuinely delirious this episode as they try to barrel through another Marvel movie about someone's dad being a real d-i-c-k-h-o-l-e to his son and people needlessly dying because of it. Kind of like how we all will needlessly die one day, lost in the filth of our Earth's rotting dirt. There's a dragon at the end of this one!

Black Widow (2021)

Buckle up your seatbelts for safety you dumb children, because it's Grand Theft Auto: Weiss City in Marvel Studios Presents: Black Widow's Younger Sister is Cool, rated PG-13.

Maisie and Tim (AKA your worst frickin' nightmares) saunter through ScarJo's Marvel swan song, it's so crazy how she's dead now in real, actual life. We're here-um, we're anti-serum, and we don't care who knows it! Our brief clutches at sleep are the only reprieve from this cruel game God plays with our pithy existences. Subscribe to Disney+.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

Take your expectations and buck them barns out the dang window because your two favorite sentient bowls of dookie Maisie and Tim are suffering through another Captain America story, this time without Chris Evans to look at to tide us over... It's The Falcon and The Winter Soldier baby, you know what that means: we're talkin' Zemo, we're talkin' scheme-o, we're talkin' team-o, so lean-o-ver and relax yourself and listen to the podcast, dummy! This show is bad and every day of our turgid existence is harder than the last. Rate us Five Stars on iTunes.

Loki: Season 1 (2021)

"Wow!" - Owen Wilson, but also... Maisie and Tim? Your favorite two dumb bags of trash are back yet again this time navigating Tommy Hiddlesburgh and his magic woman self through the completely not confusing entity that is the Sacred Timeline. Will they kiss? Are the Time Keepers actually Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Are we almost done? Fine those answers and more on this very special episode of TMLMM!